[Prologue. One evening, at the Prestigious Award Ceremony...]
Host: And now, for his efforts to end world poison, the award goes to Dr. Simon Cleanair!
[He and the audience clap. Simon Cleanair smiles with delight. Just then, a laser beam from a watch secretly zaps him, causing him to scream and disappear and leave a residue behind.]
Host: Uh, Dr. Cleanair? Dr. Cleanair, are you here?
[The next day, the Clark kids are raking in the backyard. Lee, Megan and Tony are exhausted.]
Megan: I can't take this anymore. I'm sweaty, stinky, feeling way ungirly!
Lee: Other than the "ungirly" part, I'm right there with ya. We've been at this lame mission for hours!
Marc: Actually, judging by the sun's trajectory, we've only been on Operation Backyard Rake for 35 minutes. (touches a leaf in one of the bushes) Of course, with my dear friend Azure Campestre here to keep us company, who cares how long it takes?
[His siblings stare at him in annoyance. Megan sighs and walks away, but falls into the compost pit.]
Megan: Whoa! Somebody help me!
Marc: You might want to stay in the compost pit a while longer, Megan. Not only is it good for the hair, but it's also a proven stress reducer.
Megan: (annoyed) Uh, thanks. But I don't want a geeky speech! I want out of this grossy muck on the double!
[Tony holds out his hand and winks at Megan.]
Tony: Relax, sis. The Tonster's got your back.
Marc: I'm sure you do, Tony, but your hand won't help. Because at present, Megan has nothing to anker herself to. It's simple physics.
Tony: Physics, shmyics! I'll have her out of that hole in no time!
[Megan, scared, stands up. But she tips over and accidentally brings Tony into the pit, causing him to fall in as well.]
Tony: Hey! WHOA!
Marc: Ah, told you so.
Lee: (holds up a long stick) Don't worry, guys! Big Lee will save you!
Marc: Sorry, Lee. But your plan won't work either. The flimsy stick just isn't-
Lee: Can it, Einstein! I'm so not in the mood for your brainitude!
[Lee hands the left end of the stick to Tony and Megan holds onto Tony's shoulders. Lee pulls as hard as he can, but the stick breaks, causing him to fall in as well.]
Lee: Wh-Whoa! Ugh.
Marc: Do I have to do everything?
[He sets up the garden hose and pours the water into the compost pit, much to his siblings' surprise.]
Tony: Hey, what are you up to?!
Marc: Filling it with water, which in a few seconds will unstick your feet and cause you to float to the top. Okay, you can thank me now.
[His siblings are soon out of the pit, but they look annoyed.]
Megan: Thank you, but if it wasn't for your boring leaf lecture, I never would have fallen asleep and tumbled into the sludge in the first place!
[Just then, the spies hear bubbling coming from the compost.]
Lee: Whoa! What is that?!
[A giant vacuum cleaner tube emerges from the compost and sucks the spies in, bringing them to WOOHP. Lee, Megan and Tony scream as they slide down to WOOHP along with Marc, who isn't screaming.]
Marc: Aha! I knew it was WOOHP when I saw the compost bubbling! Because effervescence isn't a quality!
Lee, Megan and Tony: (aggravated) ENOUGH!
[Water sprays over the spies and they fall onto the WOOHP couch. They notice Jerry vacuuming.]
Jerry: Hello, spies. Thanks for dropping in.
Tony: Thank you, Jerry, for saving us from our chores.
Megan: And from another Marc speech. I mean, as much as I like composting, can you say "lame topic"?
Jerry: You're quite welcome. And now for the first reason I've summoned you, to give you the results of the aptitude test you recently took. Lee, Megan and Tony, You all scored very well. Congratulations!
[Megan and Tony fist bump.]
Lee: Thanks, Jer! Guess I'm jockey and brainy!
Jerry: And speaking of grades, Marc, you scored off the charts, making you the smartest spy in WOOHP history!
[Lee, Megan and Tony gasp.]
Marc: Wow, sir! That's excellent news! Though I can't say I'm surprised. I did spend all my free time studying for the exam.
Tony: (to Megan) Not that he's bragging or anything.
Jerry: Well, it paid off. As a result, you will be transferred to a new division of WOOHP called WOOCSI, or World Organization of Crime Scene Investigation which will be run by my dear sister, Sherry!
Sherry: (enters the room) Greetings, spies. It's a delight, a pleasure, a thrill to meet you!
[All 4 spies are astonished.]
Megan: Okay, total brain puzzle: You have a sister you never told us about and our team's splitting up?!
Jerry: I realize it's a lot to digest, but I assure you it's all for the best.
Sherry: Indeed. With Marc in my special, unique, one-of-a-kind unit, WOOHP will be able to catch more villains than ever before! (Marc smiles with delight.)
Jerry: And now for the second reason I've summoned you: to inform you that some of the world's smartest people have been reported missing. Your job is to find out what's happened to them.
Tony: Then what are you waiting for? Gadgetize us!
[Spiez Transformation.]
Jerry: Very well. Today you'll be using the All-Occasion Remote Control Bracelet, the Retractable Nuclear-powered WOOHP Toilet Plunger, and finally, the Ironic Bionic Arm.
Megan: Uh, what's ironic about it?
Jerry: Well, it's been created fitly, but it clearly looks like a woman's arm.
Lee: Awesome! (puts on the arm) And freaky.
Marc: Well, guys, this is goodbye. You know, until I see you later back at home. (puts his hand on Tony's shoulder) And in the meantime, if you need any help on your mission, give me a call.
[He walks away whistling, leaving his siblings annoyed. They then get sucked into the WOOHP hole, screaming all the way to the jet.]
Mission #987
[Tony, Lee and Megan soon arrive at a building in Sweden, where one of the scientists had been captured.]
Lee: So, this is the place. (tries to open the door, only to find that it's locked.) Any ideas on how we can get in?
Tony: Well, we could use a shuriken blade to pick the lock, or maybe a freeze disc to shatter the door!
Megan: Please, those ideas are so Marc-ish! Aka dull. Let me show you how to make a real entrance. (She activates her jet boots and kicks the door open, leaving Tony and Lee surprised. She walks into the building.) Hmph!
Lee and Tony: Uhh...
[Later, the spies are inside.]
Lee: So what should we do first?
Megan: How about a little spy-tastic scan? (She turns on her Visiocom and sees a clue.) Aha! Freaky red residue, 12:00!
Tony: Looks like we just found our first clue, without bossy Marc's help!
Lee: Cool! I'll scoop it up and send it to Jer!
Tony: Hand on, Lee! Let me turn on the lights first! (He presses a button, causing a rope from the ceiling to fall on Lee.)
Megan: Huh?!
[Tony presses more buttons hoping to get the rope off of Lee, but the red spy falls through a trapdoor where sharp swords and axes are below him. Luckily, he hasn't fallen on them and sighs in relief.]
Tony: (sheepishly) Oopsie! Hyper Tony strikes again!
Megan: Hyper? That move was flakier than Tami's sundried skin!
Tony: So what should we do? They big guy's way out of reach!
Megan: Beats me. Rescue plans are Marc's thing.
Lee: (starts to fall) Uh, guys, my hands aren't get any less sweaty here! And the pointy things aren't getting any further away! (the rope snaps, causing him to fall) WHOA!!
[Suddenly, the Ironic Bionic Arm activates his jet boots, causing Lee to fly back to the ground safely without any bruises.]
Lee: No way! The Ironic Bionic Arm totally saved my butt! And all my other body parts.
Tony: See, we can do just fine without Marc around.
Megan: Uno problemo. Our clue's gone away at the dinosaur, extinct!
Lee: Guess we better call the boss man and let him know. And by "we", I mean Tony.
Megan: Good thinking. How could Jer get mad at a cute, chubby-cheeked 11-year old?
[Tony smiles sheepishly. Just then, his MPCom rings. Tony, seeing that Jerry is calling them, answers it.]
Jerry: (as a hologram) Hello, spies.
Tony: Hi, Jer! Sorry about the whole clue mess, but it was really dusty! And when the trapdoor thing happened, I guess we kind of freaked!
Jerry: Hmm, though I have no idea what you're talking about, I assure you there isn't time for fretting. One of the world's brightest scientists has just been abducted.
Lee: We'll take care of it, Jer! And this time, we won't goof it up!
Jerry: Excellent. I'll send the WOOHP van on the double. Actually, it'll be on the triple since there's only 3 of you now. (chuckles) Ta-ta!
[The WOOHP van comes out from under the ground, much to Megan, Tony and Lee's surprise. They soon get in the van and head towards their destination. Meanwhile, at WOOHP, WOOCSI floor, Sherry is taking Marc to her laboratory.]
Marc: So, lay it on me, ma'am. What super, important case are you gonna have me solve first?
Sherry: Not so fast, Marc. Before you can be activated, introduced, initiated as an official WOOCSI agent, I need to run some tests.
Marc: But Jerry already tested me, and I passed the flying colors.
[They enter the lab.]
Sherry: These are different tests, top-secret tests, tests you can't tell anyone about.
Marc: Don't worry! You can count on me!
Sherry: Hmmm.
[Marc sits down in a chair, then finds his wrists trapped in the arms. He screams in horror when a technological head plunger sits on his head as Sherry watches in amusement. Meanwhile in the WOOHP van...]
Tony: This rules! Without smarty Marc around, I can finally get my paws on the van's automatic system!
Lee: Uh, you sure you know what you're doing, T?
Tony: Please! (presses multiple buttons) Just 'cause I'm the youngest doesn't mean I can't work complicated computer equipment!
[He presses another button, causing the van to speed up faster with him, Lee and Megan screaming. The van jumps off a ramp made of wood on some barrels and jumps on the top of a building, It jumps over to another and rolls down the stairs.]
Tony: Whoops! Guess I hit the hyperdrive button by mistake!
Megan: Well, what are you waiting for? Un-hit it! Before my face gets stuck looking all pruny!
[Tony presses another button, causing the van to move to the left, then to the right.]
Tony: I take it that's a giant slalom function!
Megan: Let's just hope our performance is gold-medal worthy!
[The van jumps off the building and lands on the ground. The wipers clean the windows.]
Lee: Please tell me the van comes with barf bags.
Megan: (as the windows roll down) Relax, Lee. Our wild ride is over, because we've totally reached our destination!
[Somewhere in a lab a few seconds later, The three spies enter the place stealthily.]
Tony: So what do we got? Everyday ordinary, freaky lab with missing smart guy?
[Lee finds another residue, similar to the one at the Prestigious Award Ceremony.]
Lee: Yeah, except this lab comes with a clue. And you better not launch me into the floor while I'm snagging it, little T.
[He puts it into a small beaker, then puts the beaker in his freeze disc.]
Megan: Hey, check it out. There's a security camera thingy mounted on the wall.
Tony: And the way useless statement award goes to...Megan!
Megan: (annoyed) Useless? If we tap into it, we might be able to figure out who our baddie is!
Tony: Great idea! Except tapping into video equipment is Marc's deal!
Megan: Right. Hadn't thought of that.
Lee: (removes the camera from the wall.) No worries! We can send the whole thing to Jer for analysis, then head home for some grub!
[The camera sparks and malfunctions, making Lee laugh awkwardly. Megan and Tony gasp in surprise, then give annoyed looks. Back at the Clark house that evening, Marc is watching TV in the living room. His siblings arrive.]
Lee: Hey, dude. How was your day?
[Marc doesn't answer.]
Tony: Because ours was great! We found all kinds of clues and analyzed loads of stuff without you!
[Marc still doesn't answer. He just stares at the TV, looking unusual.]
Megan: Uh, earth to alien sibling: brothers and sisters trying to communicate with you!
[Marc then laughs at the TV screen.]
Lee: Yo, what's up with the Egghead? It's like his brain's on pause.
Karen: Okay, kids, time to go wash up for dinner!
Tony: You got it, Mom! And yes, I'll clean under my fingernails.
Lee: (to Marc) You coming, bro?
[But Marc just laughs at the TV screen again and falls on his back. Luckily, he isn't injured.]
Megan: Okay, it's official. Genius boy is acting way wacky! And a little rude.
Lee: Maybe had a bad day at work. (He and Megan head for the kitchen)
Tony: Or maybe he thinks he's too good to talk to us.
[Just then, Megan, Lee and Tony get WOOHPED through the chimney. Marc laughs at the TV screen again. At WOOHP, Tony, Megan and Lee fall on the couch. Some technological dusters dust them and soon they are sitting properly.]
Jerry: Sorry for the additional WOOHPing, team, but I have some disturbing news for you. The results of the residue you sent indicates that a WOOHP gadget was used in the abductions!
Megan: But how is that possible!? Did somebody break into the building and steal some gear?
Jerry: No. All WOOHP gadgets are present and accounted for.
Lee: (stands up) So maybe someone stole the technology and created a gadget of their own.
Jerry: It is an interesting theory, Lee. And entirely possible.
Tony: So did you get a chance to check out the video cam we sent you?
Jerry: I'm afraid it was damaged when you removed it from the wall. So the analysis will take a while longer.
[Megan and Tony glare at Lee, who smiles sheepishly.]
Jerry: In the meantime, there's a famous professor coming to lecture at a local university. If you can keep an eye on her, you may be able to catch the villain in the process.
Megan: We're all over it!
Jerry: (throws a map to Megan who catches it) Now take this map and get to it!
[He WOOHPS the three spies through the floor. They soon arrive at the university in an aircraft vehicle.]
Lee: So which way to the boring lecture?
Tony: Maybe we should call Marc and ask him. After all, he is the king of speeches.
Megan: Or we could avoid Mr. Big Brain altogether and use the handy-dandy map Jer gave us instead.
[She pulls out the map and opens it, but the letters look strange.]
Tony: Yeah, if we spoke Chinese. What language is this thing in?
Lee: Must be a secret WOOHP code. Without Marc here to break it, looks like we're gonna stay lost.
[Suddenly, all three of them are hit by a laser beam in the bushes.]
Megan: Agh! We're under attack!
[They all disappear and are soon transported to a strange laboratory.]
Megan: (relieved) Wait a sec! We weren't attacked, we were WOOHP'ed!
Sherry: (comes out from behind, looking different) More like WOOCSI'ed!
Lee: (surprised) Sherry?
Sherry: Sorry to disrupt your mission, but I have some good, fabulous, exciting news. I revisited the results of the tests you took for Jerry and I'd like you to join the WOOCSI program after all.
Lee: Really?
Megan: You mean it?
Tony: So our team's back together?
Sherry: (evilly) No, not really. The reason I've brought you here is to eliminate you!
[The three spies laugh.]
Tony: Good one, Sherry!
Megan: Yeah, obviously you have the same sense of humor Jer does! And that funky accent is killer!
Sherry: I'm afraid the joke's on you spies! Because you're way too close to figuring out what I'm up to!
Lee: Actually, without Marc, we've been having trouble figuring out much of anything. By the way, what's wrong with him? Last time we saw the dude, he was watching TV like a zombie.
Sherry: You can ask him when you see him! (presses a button) Though I don't know how much help, assistance with you he'll be, especially after his next treatment! (laughs evilly)
[It is revealed that Sherry is stealing the brain power of the smartest scientists, including Marc.]
Lee: (surprised) Marc!
Tony: (angrily to Sherry) I know I'm gonna be sorry I asked, but what do you mean by treatment?
Megan: Yeah, quit babbling and tell us what kind of yucky evilness you're up to!
Sherry: Just a depraved plot to steal the world's most intelligent people's brain power so I can outsmart, outwit, outmaneuver Jerry and take over WOOHP!
Lee: Sorry, lady. But even if we're not as smart as you, we're just not gonna let that happen!
[He, Megan and Tony are about to attack her, but Sherry shoots some sticky string from the WOOHP sticky string gun, tying Lee, Megan and Tony's legs together.]
Sherry: This WOOHP sticky string and I beg, plead, pray to differ!
Tony: Hey, no fair! You stole that from Jerry!
Sherry: I prefer to use the word 'borrow'. Just like the gadget I borrowed to abduct you and the others! Now if you'll excuse, pardon, release me, I need to steal the rest of Marc's and everyone else's brain power!
[A technological head plunger falls on her head, causing the brain power to leave Marc and the scientists and go to Sherry. She laughs evilly.]
Megan: Wowza! Guess Marc isn't the only one with the big head anymore!
Sherry: [takes off the head plunger) There. Well, children, now that I've taken down your brother, it's time to go take down mine! (walks away, leaving Megan, Tony and Lee alone)
Lee: Now I know where the same sticky situation comes from! Too bad we don't have our backyard garden hose, then maybe we could melt the sticky string and escape!
Tony: Lee, that's the most brilliant idea you've ever had!
Lee: It is?
Megan: Yeah! All we gotta do is turn on the sprinklers and we're free! The all occasion remote is just the ticket we need! (presses a button on the remote control bracelet, which activates the sprinkles and melts the string) Awesome, it worked! And my whole ankle nightmare is over.
Lee: So what do we do about Marc and the other brain drain peeps?
Tony: I don't know about you guys, but for me, things haven't been the same without Marc around.
Megan: You're right. And whether he can help us or not, we so need to bring him along, because he's totally part of our team!
Lee: Okay, but we'll have to come back for everyone else, and we better do it fast.
[Meanwhile, Jerry is doing some research in his office. He finds a video of what happened to the scientist at the local university. It turns out Sherry abducted her.]
Jerry: Oh, my! (Sherry arrives, much to his surprise) Oh, my, again! Sherry, what in the world is going on?
Sherry: I finally got smart, Jerry, literally and figuratively. And after our brother Terry failed to take you down, I know it was up to me!
Jerry: But..but why would you want to do such a thing? We've always gotten along so well.
Sherry: Please! Ever since we were kids, you've been a goody two-shoes, squeaky-clean, real stick-in-the-mud! And you need to be put in your place!
[Flashback to when Jerry and Sherry were younger. At their house, Sherry want to eat some cookies.]
Young Sherry: Hi, Jerry. Want a cookie?
Young Jerry: But we aren't allowed to eat cookies, not without Mummy's permission.
Young Sherry: It's just a cookie, Jerry. Don't be such a stick-in-the-mud.
Young Jerry: I guess it couldn't hurt.
[He is about to take a cookie, just when their mother stops them.]
Mrs. Lewis: What's going on here? Are you children sneaking cookies again?
Young Jerry: It's not me, Mummy! It's Sherry! Sherry's the cookie thief!
[Sherry gasps in horror. End flashback.]
Jerry: (sighs) Okay, fine. If that's how you feel, you can try to take me out. But I assure you, it won't be that easy!
Sherry: (smirks) Bring it on, big brother! With all my new brain power, I now know 7 different types of martial arts! Hi-ya! (jumps into the air and kicks Jerry)
Jerry: That feels more like 10 different kinds of martial arts!
[Jerry charges toward Sherry, but Sherry kicks him to the wall.]
Sherry: If you like those moves, tactics, actions, you're gonna love this one!
[She shoots sticky string at Jerry. The sticky string forms a bubble that traps Jerry inside.]
Sherry: (laughs) Now for my final maneuver! (presses a button on a remote, which opens a trapdoor below the couch) Roll you out of this trapdoor, and you'll be out of my life forever! (laughs evilly)
[Jerry gulps. Just then...]
Tony: Step away from the sticky ball, Sherry!
[It is revealed that he, Megan and Lee have arrived. Lee has brought Marc with them.]
Megan: Yeah! You're not rolling our Jerry anywhere!
[Lee gently puts Marc on the floor so he doesn't get hurt.]
Jerry: Marc, are you okay?
[But Marc doesn't answer. He just sucks his thumb.]
Sherry: Sorry, spies, but I don't take orders from intellectual inferiors! (pushes the bubble which sends Jerry about to fall. Lee and Tony gasp) Okay! Hi-ya!
[She and Lee attack each other. Tony kicks the bubble away from the trapdoor, but she kicks it back and jumps into the air.]
Sherry: Double arm, dualpeding, twirling windmill! (spins like a tornado, which hits Tony)
Tony: WHOA!
[Jerry is about to fall into the trapdoor, but Megan stops him.]
Sherry: Super sized, monster, digger hand catch!
[Megan gasps and tries to run away, but Sherry catches her with her hair lasso, spins her, and throws her.]
Lee: (catches Megan and puts her down) Okay, time for Plan B!
[Tony uses his jet boots to blast Sherry away from him and pushes the bubbled Jerry to Lee and Megan.]
Tony: The way Ton sees it, there's only one person who can help us. (walks up to Marc and sits in front of him) Marc, we need you! What can we do to stop Jerry's evil sister?
[Marc picks in his ear, then points to something in Tony's pocket. Tony brings out the WOOHP toilet plunger.]
Tony: You...want me to use the retractable nuclear powered WOOHP toilet plunger to pump Sherry into oblivion?
Megan: Actually, I think he wants us to use it on her head. You know, to steal back the brain she stole from him!
Lee: Now that's a Plan B! You think it's safe, Jer? Huh?
[Sherry is holding the bubble which still has Jerry in it in the air.]
Jerry: Honestly, I'm not so concerned with Sherry's safety at the moment.
Sherry: Good, because the only thing you should be concerned about, brother dear, Hasta la Vista!
[She throws Jerry toward the trapdoor, causing him to scream in horror.]
Megan: Yeah, Hasta la Vista to you and your loser schemes!
[She presses a button on her bracelet, closing the trapdoor and sending the bubble flying around. Jerry screams in surprise.]
Sherry: How dare you defy me?!
Megan: Oh, (chuckles) I'm just gettin' started!
[The bubble hits Sherry, knocking her to the ground and defeating her.]
Tony: Okay, my turn! At times like this, I love being a spy.
[He uses the WOOHP toilet plunger on Sherry's head, stealing the brain power from her.]
Megan: (presses another button) One spy-licious polarity reversal, coming right up!
[The helpless Marc picks in his ear again. Tony uses the plunger on Marc's head, turning him back to normal.]
Marc: Oh? Uh! Wha-? (stands up) Hello, everyone. Did you miss me?
Lee: Megan and Tony: YEAH!
[They happily tackle Marc to the ground. Tony ruffles Marc's hair as the all laugh.]
Tony: Looks like our big-headed brother is back!
[That night, back at home, the Clarks are setting up plates, forks and cups on the kitchen table.]
Lee: (to Marc) I gotta say, bro, it's good to have you and your head back to normal.
Megan: And even though I was way sick of you acting like a smarty-bobardy, I realized it's just how you are.
Tony: And even if you are kind of annoying, we need you on our team.
Marc: (smiles) Thanks, guys. It's good to be back. And I'm sorry if I acted like a know-it-all, because I need you guys too. Y'know, except for when Megan spent hours in the bathroom, Tony messed up my room, and Lee gave me atomic wedgies. So I wonder what happened to all the other brainy people?
Megan: After he got out of the giant sticky ball, Jerry returned them to their regular selves.
Tony: Then he sent Sherry to WOOHP prison to hang out with their brother Terry.
Lee: Then he closed WOOCSI for good. Which is just fine with me, 'cuz it's the dumbest name I've ever heard.
Karen: (enters the kitchen with a plate of ham) Hi, kids! So who wants to carve?
Marc: Uh, technically, Mom, you don't carve a ham. You slice it. Unless it's the pre-slice variety, then you simply serve it.
Megan: Oh, no! It's starting again!
Lee, Megan and Tony; ENOUGH!
[Marc runs in panic as the episode ends.]